174,426 notes - Sep 23 2014
Me:
Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress:
Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me:
*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
113,583 notes - Sep 23 2014

terfosaurus-rex:

thegendercritic:

Gender is a hierarchy.  Gender is oppression. 

funny how dudes that don’t even question suffrage don’t realize they are recycling the same boring ass arguments as anti-suffrage males from back in the day

17,256 notes - Sep 21 2014
man:
when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman:
*proves that even dogs have discipline*
man:
wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO
36,398 notes - Sep 21 2014

mulan-tinkerbell:

Beautiful Disney princess art by Kristina Webb!

3,466 notes - Sep 21 2014

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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180,269 notes - Sep 21 2014

tyleroakley:

READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

353,359 notes - Sep 21 2014

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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126,749 notes - Sep 21 2014

denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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