dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

137,887 notes - Aug 20 2014

shesafluorescentadolescent:

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

This bitch is like 5

142,896 notes - Aug 19 2014

qvw:

reblog if this horse is prettier than you

108,113 notes - Aug 19 2014

reapergrellsutcliff:

daredreemer:

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I am just sitting here in awe of this. 

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143,879 notes - Aug 19 2014
88,762 notes - Aug 18 2014
Lady on the bus next to me:
Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:
I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:
And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:
It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:
Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:
No! I am Obi-Wan!
61,760 notes - Aug 18 2014

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

72,295 notes - Aug 18 2014

bosxe:

redlobstercult2-thequickening:

Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now, let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay. Pepe Silvia- this name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday, Pepe’s mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia- Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, this whole box is PEPE SILVIA! So I say to myself, I’ve gotta find this guy. I’ve gotta go up to his office. I’ve gotta put the mail in his goddamn hands otherwise he’s never gonna get it. It’s gonna keep coming back down here. So, I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia! The man does not exist, okay. So, I decide, ohh shit buddy, I’ve got to dig a little deeper. There’s no PEPE SILVIA! You’ve got to be kidding me, I’ve got boxes full of Pepe! Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say “CAROLL CARRROLLLLLL!! I’ve gotta talk to you about Pepe!” And when I open the door, what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

this got even better when someone told me that pepe silvia was probably charlie’s reading of the word “pennsylvania”

Oh my god

37,972 notes - Aug 17 2014

newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

41,988 notes - Aug 17 2014

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

134,326 notes - Aug 17 2014
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