if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked
Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Do you want to be a Sith?
No! I am Obi-Wan!
i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it
You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue
need I remind you