the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.