solluxthetrollux:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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BIG.

MEATY.

CLAWS.

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readerbeware:

THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

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the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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sighquil:

blastortoise:

Death by beyblades

Let it r.i.p.

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deanlikesme:

destiel - real story

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